Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Greatest Tom Cruise movie ever

Last night we went to see the movie Valkrye. It is a movie about a failed attempt on the life of Adolf Hitler during Wolrd War two. Those who have talked to me about movies, know just how much I despise Tom Cruise. I can't even describe how painful it is for me to sit through a Tom Cruise movie. I'm also not a fan of him as a person. Anyone who expects their wife to stay silent while giving birth, deserves to be shot. Which brings me to why I think Valkrye is the best Tom Cruise movie ever. There are some stories that you just know rooting for the good guys is a dumb idea. Movies like Titanic, and Pearl Harbor come to mind. Sure we want them to win, but lets be realistic. The past is what it is. Adolf Hitler was not blown up, The Titanic did sink, and the attack at Pearl Harbor was serious blow to the United States. Making movies about history is fine, as long as they are mostly acurate. Especially when dealing with real wars. Therefore I can say that for the sake of historical accuracy, as well as my personal pleasure, I was happy to see Tom Cruise killed at the end of the movie. I only wish they would have got him before he squeezed out one last crappy line. Alas, not every thing goes according to our wishes, as his character discovered. If only they had done the same in the movie Pearl Harbor. If they had I could have called this post the best Tom Cruise and Ben Afleck movies ever made. Thats what I think, peace out. David

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Operation Bun in the Oven

Yesterday we took Flower Pot to be x-rayed to see if she was pregnant. We could've used a home pregnancy test, but who wants to do that.....not me!!!! As you can see in the x-ray there are NO puppies!!! Therefore it was a fake pregnancy. FLOWER POT!!!! YOU HUSSIE!!!!
We are very relieved that she is not pregnant. HOOORAY!!!!!!!!!!